I took a break from blogging... Just personal space... This post is one of the very random posts. Honest. Dating in hangzhou is hard... I pretty much gave up..  But it does not mean I stopped having fun with it.. ;) SO here it goes

This post is one of the most honest posts I have written..  And those who are single, or have been single past few years understand… Dating scene and picking up people these days has changed…

I think I have heard every pick up line  that is out there.. But my latest favorite is… Well, it is not the newest, but it is getting better by each passing night. So here it goes…

Lets just say- there is this guy that I met. We exchange our info and call it a night.. Few days later I get a message, or a call… Hi Diana. You know what. I had a dream about you. 

I’m like- yeah, I wanna hear- even though I know already where this is leading…. But I still play along…

You know Diana- this dream was different. I don’t have dreams like this. But , there is something about you, that makes me dream about these wild dreams….

I want to hear more- is my response… I really want to hear, where is this story leading, even though answer is crystal clear…

You know D… ( I ask people to call me Diana or D, or Di)…. The dream- it is the best dream I ever had, we were making wild love. We were just making this incredible love, for hours and hours and hours. ( hearing that , I already felt tired- hours? Really?) I can shop for hours… I really can, but “making love” as they call it- myself I call it just plain stupid fuck… I don’t think I wanna do it for hours… BORED…

But still- here I am listening to his wet dream story, nod my head and say- It is great to have fantasies, and I am so happy  you had a great dream… HIGH FIVE…

But this is where story gets interesting…  Even though , they never made an effort to take me out to dinner, or coffee, or chat. Straight out of their mouths comes next amazing lie.—-
“DIANA, I really want you to be my girlfriend”….  

After I hear that I almost choke. G*&)(^&()_&() fucking what??? Dear whoever you are.  I don’t do boyfriends like that.  You have done nothing here to impress me.  NOTHING… keep searching.. When you become a man, and know how to treat a lady, give me a call… Till then… Go and practice , till you figure it out… I will not be your teacher….

Good bye…. 

The thing is I know I attract wrong crowd. I have tattoos, I have half shaved head, I talk to everybody… and the moment they hear I am America ( even though I am estonian ) I hear response from other end- but you Americans are so adventurous…    And my response is- yes, I like to travel……